Todd Packer

A man just called my office, asking for my boss:

Man: "Yes...may I speak to...(pauses, as if checking paper) Boss?"
LB: "Sure, may I tell him who's calling?"
Man: "This is Bill from the STD Center. He called our center for Sexually Transmitted Diseases."
LB: "?. Okay, let me transfer you."

I then heard my boss laughing loudly in the background, fake-scolding his friend for tricking me. I shook my head, thinking vaguely about The Office. The Boss's wife told me about the man. His name? Andy from Special Sales.

So now I have a Phyllis and an Andy. Perhaps our Andy is more like Todd Packer.