The announcements guy at church announced a new series as follows:
"For the next six weeks, Pastor Brett will be speaking about
.... SEX ....."
*cue video*
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project 6536 - What I want to accomplish when I'm not working
Physical –
- Stretch/crunches/pushups every morning
- Drink more water
- Run 8-10 miles a week
- Have vegetarian weeks
- Run a marathon
- Floss my teeth every day
- Fix my hair and get dressed up at least 3x/week
- Run more road races
- Do free weights and Pilates regularly
- Read Bible and journal daily
- Memorize scripture
- Daily surrender
- Ask God to reveal ways I can serve Him and others
- Get involved in music ministry
- Plug into a church ministry & Bible study
- Transform my life by:
- watching my words
- guarding my heart
- assuming the best about people
- not worrying about what’s fair
- thinking of others first
- encouraging people
- giving my time and money without an afterthought
- Find a Paul, Barnabas & Timothy.
- Write something every week
- Read one book a week
- Spend less time on the internet
- Play indoor soccer
- Learn to play the piano
- Spend more time outside
- Practice my Spanish so I don’t forget
keeping track
2 comments:
ahhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ohhhhh i love it.... ;)
guess he wanted to give fair warning in case people wanted to find a different church for the next 6 weeks, eh?
Anyway, to answer your question: no, I am not from Oklahoma.
And the word verification word is ziper! That's kinda fun! Makes me think simultaneously of "zipper" and "sniper" so that I get a mental image of a super secret spy using zippers as decoys . . . or as targets. Hmm.
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